"Your Mom" Jokes

K: Pinkberry????

M: I had Pinkberry for lunch dear.

K: I had your mom for lunch.

-via text message, Wednesday, 9pm

Your Mom Called

J: Your mom called.

K: Did she?

J: Yeppp. And she came over.

K: Really cause I’m with your mom right now. She says hi.

J: Your mom made me dinner

K: Your mom bought me a present.

J: Was it a dick in a box?

K: It was a digital camera. Imma make your momma take a million photos.

- Via GChat. Saturday night, 10 pm.

Your Mom.

K: What did you do this weekend?

J: Your mom.

-via G-Chat, Monday - 10:32 am